Snoopy Quotes

Dear IRS, Please remove me from your mailing list.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm Happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity.

To live is to dance, to dance is to live.

Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves and then we have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

I feel sorry for someone who has to win at everything.

My aunt Marian was right, but I forgot what she said.

My life is going by too fast....my only hope is that we go into overtime.

No matter how hard you try, you can't steer a dog dish!

A watched supper dish never fills.

It's all right to look interested, but looking bored is easier on the eyes.